Are you in your forties? Want to laugh?

I was diligently doing Google searches on the phrase "boomers and narcissistic personality disorder" (what can I say - it's a little hobby of mine) when I stumbled upon this piece by Deborah Dickerson called Old School.  Subtitle: "I'm supposed to be inspired by women my age who run marathons and go back to college, but I'm too tired to be young. It's too much work."

Prepare to chuckle.